Sunday, July 25, 2010

Many Moments Too Soon

2010 US Women’s Open
Oakmont Country Club
Oakmont, PA

And that’s that.

After the postponement of play on Friday afternoon, July and I returned to Oakmont Country Club on Saturday morning to finish our second (and final) round, meeting at the player/family hospitality area at about 6:30 A.M. to grab a bite before warming up and playing the final 10 shots of her 2010 United States Women’s Open.

It had a strangely celebratory feel.

But as I have before in this journal, I’m getting ahead of myself. From looking at the live scoring throughout the day on Friday, or in the sports section of your newspaper on Saturday morning, you knew we weren’t going to make the 36-hole cut. However, for me the real fascination was in the journey and while the competitive result of that journey was not what I’d hoped for, there was much joy along the way. So much, in fact, that I am sad I had to leave it.

Allow me to rewind.

First Round (Thursday July 8th)

Frankly, I don’t really remember what I wrote about Thursday’s round in my quick update that evening. I thought the round was largely successful in that we posted a 79, which was 8 over par and within 2 shots of our intended score. We weren’t perfect, but then, as Bob Rotella is so fond of telling us, golf never is.

I made one huge mistake which cost us dearly.

For me, the day started early, as I took the opportunity of a late starting time to walk the course for the purpose of locating the pins on the greens and seeing how approach shots from other players were reacting. I started my reconnaissance at about 8:30 A.M., and given the weather, the course was only going to firm up even more; greens would be harder to hold and more slick to putt on and the fairways would also be faster and harder.

As I reached the second hole, another caddie who was doing the same for his player turned to me and asked me what my starting time was. It turned out that this particular fellow was a local Oakmont caddie and he’d spoken to some of the Oakmont maintenance people who reported to him that the USGA had ordered that the aprons to the first and tenth greens be watered prior to play. I wasn’t surprised to hear that news, and it wasn’t public as far as I could tell. As I’ve described, and will discuss later when talking a little about our Friday/Saturday round, the approaches to those greens were nearly impossible.

My Thursday goal for July was a 77. July’s stated goal was to get through the first couple of holes on each side without major damage. Doing so would probably accomplish both of our goals. We came close, but…

We didn’t make it through the second hole as unscathed as July and I would’ve liked and it was my fault. The caddie’s job is to show up, keep up and shut up while providing useful information to the player and helping maintain the player’s confidence, not confusing her or introducing any shadow of doubt. In golf, doubt and incorrect information are death to success. Failure can lead to a loss of confidence, which propels the player into a death spiral of failure, lack of confidence and more failure.

As we stood on the second tee, mulling over the tee shot, we pored over our yardage books, decided on a target line, a desired distance for the second shot and did the math. The most important question was how far we had to hit the tee shot to carry the second bunker on the right side of the fairway.

I’ve long made the joke, as a securities lawyer, about attorneys doing math. Math is for the investment bankers who graduated from business school, or the CPAs that do people’s taxes. If you want the wrong answer, have a lawyer do the math. At least that’s my joke. Sometimes it’s just not funny. You know, like the times when you add an extra zero onto the price of a $200,000,000 bond offering.

Or when your player asks you the distance to carry the bunker with the impossibly high lip. The bunker which is so deep and has a face so high that it’s impossible to launch a golf ball at an angle steep enough to get it over the front lip of the bunker and to the middle of a green 135 yards away up a fairly steep hill.

In the practice round on Monday, we’d chosen a 3-wood for the tee shot, which July carries about 200 yards, and found the fairway just to the left of the bunker of which I speak. From there we’d hit a soft 8-iron to the green and while the ball didn’t stay on the green, given a nice chip, we would’ve made par. In Tuesday’s practice round, there was a little more distance on the shot to the green, I believe (I didn’t make notes of that hole on Tuesday so there couldn’t have been anything dramatic) but we would’ve had the same result. On Thursday? Well….

The bunker of which I speak juts into right edge of the fairway. Any tee shot hit a little off line to the right can find the bunker if it doesn’t carry about 215-220 yards. I think you get the picture. From there, we made the only double-bogey of the day and so started the round plus 3 (after a predictable and, honestly, respectable bogey on the ridiculous first hole).

It was my fault. I was the lawyer who did the math.

I was immensely proud of July on Thursday. Actually, I was immensely proud of her all week, as she handled the entire experience with unflappable grace – every aspect of it. She might have gone back to her hotel with her parents and flung stuff against the walls or kicked the garbage can and thrown temper tantrums, but I never saw it and doing so would be grossly out of her character anyway.

An attitude like that, the ability to take what comes in stride and with grace and humor, will take her a very long way. There are guys that I play golf with that could learn something from playing a round of golf with July. Had the greens been more receptive to approach shots on Thursday – had they been more like the greens the LPGA Tour plays to during the regular season (not USGA-spec major tournament greens), July might have walked off Oakmont on Thursday with a one-under 70 or even par 71. (I’m also assuming that she had a caddie that didn’t make a massive math error.) I’ve already mentioned that when she hits 3-wood, it carries about 200 yards. That’s about what most average recreational golfers do, as well. The USGA calculated her driving distance average for the first round at about 235 yards. She’s not a long hitter, but her iron play, short game and putting is excellent. Most importantly, she has a remarkably strong game where it counts the most – in the six inches between her ears.

I’m convinced she would’ve been at or under par if the greens had been anything but glass tabletops. And that’s at Oakmont.

Oakmont on Thursday was more difficult than I could have expected, even after the practice rounds. If you recall, I wrote in an earlier entry that I generously gave July two putts per green on Monday and had her for about a 74-75. Of course, during the practice rounds, we were putting from angles to anticipated hole locations so…well, you never know. It turns out that I was just about perfect in giving July 2 putts per green. For the thirty six holes we completed, July recorded only one three-putt! One. Uno. Une. None on Thursday. Fewer three-putts than the number recorded by the eventual championship winner.

It was all about July’s patience. She had abundant patience and clearly she understood that the golf course was going to give shots, it was going to take away a lot of them and she would do her best, which was what she could control and that was that.

When the golf course or her own performance took away a shot, she handled it with aplomb. I nearly hugged her once on Friday because of her exceptional poise. Early in the round, while we were fighting to stay in sight of the cut line, she hit a shot that was not particularly to plan. She handed me her 8-iron, and though the failed shot was likely going to lead to a bogey, she smiled and in her lovely Columbian accent, said, “It is what it is. Let’s go see what we have to do next.”

An example of what her patience gave her? Number 15 at Oakmont features a 75-yard version of the Church Pews running up the left-hand side of the fairway. For those of you who don’t know what they are, the Church Pews (on the left side of 3 and 4, which run parallel but opposite directions) are a huge 100-yard long bunker with twelve mounds shaped like hot-dog buns and nearly the width of the bunker, covered with thick fescue grass. They can be murder. On Thursday, on 15, July unfortunately overcooked her tee shot into the bunker, about 240 yards from the green. Luckily, we were in a place where the lip of the bunker wasn’t particularly high and the ball sat up on the fairly heavy sand. Using her trusty three-wood, she launched the ball at the green and hit a magnificent bunker shot which came to rest, after rolling a fair amount, about 20-yards short of the green on the apron. From there, using her putter, she rolled the ball about 2 feet short of the pin (42 yards away) and calmly stroked in the par putt.

Let that be a lesson to all you hotheads out there. I’m sure that when the members play the course, 15 is a single-digit handicap hole. Has to be. Nine times out of ten, one does NOT make par from that bunker. Simple as that. July forgot the first shot after it was over, forgot the second one (only remembering later in the clubhouse), etc. Par from the Church Pews. Amazing.

For me Thursday’s round was much as Mike Davis (the USGA guru who sets up Open courses) had predicted. In Thursday’s USA Today, Davis was quoted as saying that Oakmont was in his view the gold standard of Open venues and that it would be an interesting intellectual test for both players and caddies. I failed the pop quiz on number 2, but overall, I’d give myself about a 75 for the round. I’ll discuss that test a little later, but as far as Thursday went, I passed, but I knew I could’ve been better for my player, and vowed to be so on Friday.

Trouble was, our Thursday round ended at 8:30 in the evening, we had a 9:12 AM tee time the following day and no matter what I might have hoped for, it was important that we eat and sleep. There was almost no way that I could do that and get back early enough to pre-walk the course. Some wag is going to comment about what a real caddie would do in that situation, but….

After signing her scorecard, July invited me to join her, her parents and her psych coach for a quick dinner. Easier said than done. I learned that following a crazy Columbian driver, especially one that was a little lost, is not as easy as one would hope…and a lot of Monroeville closes at 9:00 P.M. We managed to find a Red Lobster that would be open until 10:00 and though poor Angel our server dropped July’s broiled flounder, smashing the plate and nearly giving me a flounder/potato bath, we managed to fuel up and then it was off to our respective hotels.

After our 79, we were still in position to make the cut.

Second Round (Friday July 9-10)

Friday dawned fairly clear and still hot and humid, with the threat of thunderstorms in the air, but by most accounts, the likelihood was that the rain wouldn’t come until early evening by which time we’d be through playing. I was hoping that we would be sitting around, or smart-phoning around (what a fascinating, modern age we live in – to quote “Lucky” Jack Aubrey of HMS Surprise) watching the cut line, waiting to see if we would be playing through the weekend.

It wasn’t to be. We knew before we finished we wouldn’t be around for the weekend and we didn’t escape the rain and finish our round, either.

Sigh.

I won’t bore you with too many details. I have to give you one, however.

One. As is the number one. The first hole at Oakmont. I don’t believe I will ever forget, nor will I ever forgive, the first hole at Oakmont.

On Friday, we played the first as our tenth. We started on the back nine on Friday morning. Number One is a 437-yard par four which runs parallel to Hulton Road east towards the Pennsylvania Turnpike. The hole at first climbs a small hill, then dives down steeply towards the highway, as I have described previously. From the landing area that July and I could reasonably expect to find off the tee, we would be looking down a significant slope at a shot about 160-170 yards long to the front edge of a green with severe right-to-left and front-to-back tilt. Johnny Miller adroitly noted, in the NBC Sports broadcast of the final round on Sunday, that when Oakmont was designed and built, courses had to be made to withstand the elements. Accordingly, greens like the first green would have to be built so that rainwater would easily drain off the green, not stand and soak into the green to make it soggy and unplayable. Were one to drop a thousand balls onto Oakmont’s first green from some height, they would roll according to the slope of the green and collect mostly around the edges.

On Friday, our tee shot missed the fairway, finding a bunker off the fairway to the right, forcing a sand wedge out of the bunker – not the hand wedge we used on Monday) to a spot on the fairway about 130 yards from the front edge of the green. Our playing companions had found the fairway with their tee shots: Belen Mozo’s ball lay about 150 from the front, Kirby Dreher’s about 140. The pin was 23 steps from the front of the green and about ten from the left side of the green, which falls off severely – obviously, the major drainage point for that particular green.

Belen, hitting first landed her shot about 15-20 yards short of the green on the extended apron, exactly the shot my eyes told me necessary from her position in the fairway. The ball bounced once, landing on the front of the green, then rolled all the way to the back of the green and into the rough behind the green, almost on a straight line from where her shot started, taking virtually none of the slope of the green. Kirby learned from that shot and landed her ball about 40-50 yards short of the green, but to nearly the exact same result. The ball took a little more of the break of the green and ended up on the back rough, but about 5 steps to the left of Belen’s ball.

July and I were nothing if not alert and watchful.

We chose, as the landing area for July’s shot, the backside of a small mound about 35-40 yards in front of us and to our right. We expected the ball to kick off the mound (90 yards from the front edge) and roll to the front of the green, eventually losing enough speed that the ball would take the break of the green, curl to the left and trickle to a stop about 20 feet from the pin.

We got everything right, except the last part. The ball trickled to a stop at the edge of the rough pin-high on the left side of the green.

Could that really have been what the USGA intended?

You will already know that we didn’t finish our second round on Friday. The thunderstorm, which ended up lasting through the night and dumping an inch-and-a-half of rain on the course, whipped up just as we teed off on number 7, our 16th hole of the day. By the time we hit our approach shot from the fairway (which found the front right greenside bunker) the USGA had decided it was too dangerous to continue and the horns blew all across the course, calling us to the school buses which surrounded the course – marked as player evacuation vehicles.

I should’ve kept my mouth shut. Earlier in the round, as I grabbed one of several Gatorades I consumed during the day, I noticed that the hole marshals had a supply of disposable air horns hidden under the tables holding the drinks coolers. “Hope you don’t have to use those,” I quipped.

For some reason, I found it immensely amusing that each of the four small school buses that were parked behind the trees lining the 7th fairway had a sign hanging in the back window which read: “This bus has been examined for sleeping children and none were found present.”

Soon, each bus was crammed to capacity with sweaty, irritated golfers, caddies, USGA Rules officials, standard bearers and scorers along with golf bags, score standards, towels, etc. The doors closed and the lead rules official in each bus then announced that we would wait – on the bus with no air conditioning – for twenty minutes while the USGA decided what to do. Eventually, we were driven back to the clubhouse, where we were herded onto the porches, or into the player/family hospitality areas – wherever we could squeeze a little space.

We were to wait.

It was miserable, but in the end, it was interesting out there on that porch. One sweet moment occurred near the end of our stay out there (though we had no idea it was to be near the end). I was sitting on a table against a wall, next to Azahara Munoz’ caddie, Dan Wilson. It was hot, there was little air moving, the rain outside the porch was falling in anger. As I said, it was miserable. Louise Stahle came out to the porch to grab something from her golf bag, which stood next to where Dan was sitting. She looked at the two of us sitting on the table and asked if she could bring us something to drink.

Thank you very much Louise. You are a true Sun Devil.

Later, after play had been suspended for the night, I passed Louise on the way to July’s car with July’s golf bag. I stopped and wished her the best of luck for the remainder of the tournament (she stood in the top 10 when play was suspended) and, to my surprise, she reached out, touched me on the arm and said, with all sincerity, “Thank you very much. Good luck to you too.” Something a full-time caddie on the LPGA Tour had said to me on Tuesday resonated in my head. That exchange would never happen on the PGA Tour.

Second Round Conclusion (Saturday, July 10th)

At least we made the weekend.

I can’t take credit for that – that one belongs to Rafael Murcia, July’s dad.

What I can take credit for – at least partial credit – is this one: we played even par on Saturday. We finished the par on 7, then made par on 8 and 9 and went in.

Oakmont had been much affected by the Friday evening rains. July and I noticed how the balls reacted when we warmed up on the short-game practice area Saturday morning. They stuck on the greens. Our group noticed as we walked off the bridge over the Expressway from the eighth green to the ninth tee and watched a group play their approach shots to the green on number one. None of the players in that group got their golf balls to the green with their approach shots down that hill. They all apparently couldn’t believe that the rain had softened the course that much. Likewise, their pitches all came up short and the two putts I saw were left 10 and 15 feet short.

Oh, to have played in those conditions for an entire second round as some of the afternoon tee times on Friday did! They never started Friday and played their entire second rounds on Saturday. We might very well have made the cut; others, though, would’ve benefitted from the same benign conditions and the leaders’ scores might have been much lower.

Remember my fearless prediction that the winning score would be over par, unless there was rain?

In an earlier journal entry, I’d said that if we shot 79-76, we’d have a great chance at making the cut. I was off by a couple of shots; as it turned out, a score of 152 or better after the second round made it to the third and fourth rounds. We came in with an 81 which eventually left us T-125. We beat some big names, though.

It was a difficult, but as I said before, somewhat celebratory feeling to finish the round, knowing that we were not going to make the 36-hole cut. I think my wife Sherilyn had the simplest explanation for my feelings of sadness.

For me, this was a huge event. As I said to a number of people and wrote in an early journal entry, this was likely my one chance ever at competing in a national championship. July has a number of these ahead of her, as do our playing companions on Thursday and Friday. Chances are I will never again step inside the ropes at a USGA event with the ability to do something about the outcome of the round. Because of that, the buildup to the event was big and the letdown after failing to achieve my goal was equally as deep.

The ending had a celebratory feel in part because the pressure was off and July, Nancy and I, after depositing clubs in their car, sat in the gallery behind the 18th green, eating ice cream sandwiches (I had one of those incredible Nestle’s Tollhouse Cookie Ice Cream ones!) and drinking Diet Cokes (I swore off sodas the entire week) and just watching and enjoying golf, including hugging Aza Munoz after she birdied 18.

After flirting with the top-ten, Aza would go on to finish T-19, a huge achievement, one likely to go a long way in her quest for the Rolex LPGA Tour Rookie of the Year Award. A great finish and a tribute to Aza and, to her caddie, Dan Wilson. Dan, as most people will never know, did a great job of rallying Aza on Thursday after what could’ve been a disastrous beginning, when she opened the round four over par through the fifth hole and seemed, when I saw the two of them as they walked off the sixth green, on the verge of tears.

Kudos to the two of them.

As we sat in the bleachers, July asked me whether the experience was what I’d expected it to be and what I’d learned from the week.

The Answers to July’s Questions (Summing Up the 2010 U. S. Women’s Open Championship)

From the golf standpoint, the U.S. Women’s Open at Oakmont in 2010 was more than I expected. In other ways, the experience was less than I expected. Let me explain.

I refer you back to the fact that I was privileged enough to be paid $400 (against expenses at least four times that) to be a spotter/scorer for NBC Sports at the 2006 U.S. Men’s Open at Winged Foot. I also spent Father’s Day Sunday in June, 2000, at Pebble Beach for the 2000 U.S. Men’s Open and was blessed to have attended the 2008 Masters “Toonamint” with my dear friend, the Honorable Edward Johnson of the Court of Appeals of the State of Georgia. So, I’ve attended majors in the past and have some idea of what it’s like to be both inside and outside of the ropes.

From a golf standpoint, Oakmont was every bit the test of USGA golf provided by Winged Foot in 2006. In fact, I think Oakmont, probably in 2007 (Angel Cabrera) and definitely in 2010 (Paula Creamer), was an even more stern test than Winged Foot. (Shame on you, Phil Mickelson…darn it…). It featured everything one comes to expect from a U.S. Open. There was the impossibly long three-shot par 5, the drivable par 4 (with serious consequences – and a blind tee shot thrown in for good measure), the monstrously long par 3, the nasty rough, the bunkering, the slippery and outrageously contoured greens. Seasoned golf fans know the drill. Why was the course more difficult than Winged Foot?

The Oakmont greens.

The greens were nearly impossible to hold (until the weekend), difficult to read, speedy as a scared jackrabbit and as a result confounding and mind-numbing test of patience and skill. Even if one were successful in landing a ball on the green and having it stay there, the number of times the ball’s final resting place yielded a realistic birdie opportunity was extremely small. The Oakmont greens were not for the timid, the weak of heart or mind, the needy and unsure. The greens were a three-putt waiting to happen, an instant bogey on the card the moment a ball rolled off the fringe or a contour discounted or ignored. Their seemingly impossible elevation changes frustrated and confused.

In short, the Oakmont greens were a nightmare. Every maddening one of them. The Oakmont greens were so difficult that the players felt enormous pressure to find the fairways, and the proper positions in the fairways, off the tee just to have the faintest of chances to hold a green off the fairway or find the appropriate target. Thus, from tee to green the margin for error was miniscule while the required precision of execution was immense. I kept thinking, on Thursday and early Friday before the thunderstorm that there were likely a whole lot of PGA Tour stars who would be doing no better than their LPGA colleagues, playing from the same tees that the women were playing. It is likely a given that there are a number of men capable of spinning the ball more than many of the women, but in truth, at least in my view, the greens were so difficult to hold in the first and early second rounds of this Open that spin would not have provided the same advantage as creativity.

Maybe what I was seeing and not recognizing was the effect on playability, accuracy and ball spinning power of the new rules regarding grooves in iron clubs. Someone with more technical expertise than I will have to weigh in on that. To my knowledge there aren’t any new rules about putters. The greens were not only a nightmare to hold with approach shots, they were a constant strain to putt.

In short, from the golf perspective, I agree with Mike Davis. Oakmont provides the ultimate test of USGA Championship golf and is a difficult and exhausting intellectual test for players and caddies. While it lacks the aura and character of some of its other colleagues, the truly great golf courses such as the Old Course at St. Andrews, Cypress Point Golf Club and Augusta National, Oakmont makes up for that by being their superior in difficulty and fascination. Someone wrote in something I read prior to going to Pittsburgh that forty years of Oakmont might not be enough to understand its every nuance. I believe that and would count myself among the luckiest golfers alive to be a member and have the opportunity to play the course at will.

As far as the experience being less than anticipated?

Less hassle, less traffic, less annoying and pointless security, less rudeness, less uptightness and arrogance from the USGA officials, less of everything which makes the U.S. Men’s Open such a pain in the neck. The U.S. Women’s Open was a gallery-friendly, player-friendly and largely caddie-friendly event. I think more people should see the women play. They are astounding golfers.

What I learned about golf and being a caddie.

What did I learn?

The answer to that question is really the most important aspect to the whole experience. I went to Oakmont for the experience and I wanted to have the experience in order to observe and learn. And of course I went to Oakmont to have fun and to support my player, Juliana Murcia Ortiz.

I had a heckuva lot of fun. And I learned a lot. Enough to fill a small book. Which I’ve kind of written, huh?

It was a fascinating experience having to learn to set aside, yet draw from, my own instincts and experiences as a player in advising my boss on strategy and choices around the golf course. And it was interesting, in the rare moments I took the time to do so (mostly on the practice tee but occasionally on the course in competition) to observe my own ego as the transformation took place. Put a different way, I learned to set aside my own aspirations and see what lay in front of us through July’s eyes, using her filters and conforming to her remarkable set of skills.

I am clearly a different player than July. I am bigger and stronger than she, but she is far more skilled than I. (She practices!) She is less aggressive and takes fewer risks than I do.

As a sidebar, and a good example of what I’m writing about, during our practice round on Monday, when we reached 17 (the obligatory “drivable par 4”), after July hit the conventional 5-iron equivalent up the hill and to the middle of the sweet spot, 100 yards from the middle, I asked her if, for the sake of experiment, she wanted to hit a driver at the green. She had no interest in doing so, and we never considered it during tournament play. The fact that she tried the driver during our practice round on Tuesday, I felt probably owed more to some potential desire in her to satisfy my curiosity coupled with the fact the tees were set 15-20 yards closer (I recall the tee shot being about 239 yards uphill) than any real intent to use the shot during the tournament.

So as July’s caddie, I learned to see through another’s eyes and mind, setting aside my own game as only a set of experiences from which to draw a picture or an idea when necessary. It’s a skill, a necessary one if one is a coach, a counselor, a parent, an advisor. I couldn’t project my game, my personality or my skills as a player onto July. And interestingly enough, I never wanted to do so.

After I arrived home in Bellevue on Saturday evening, I had a great chat with some friends staying at our house whose daughters are competitive junior golfers. We talked about this very subject and in talking to Bruce and Kim about this, I discovered that in six days at Oakmont, each day with golf clubs in my hand, immaculate Titleist ProV-1s at my feet on perfect turf and acres of open space in front of me, I never once applied clubface to ball – and I only thought about it twice the entire week for a brief moment each time.

In other words, I was never tempted to “see for myself.” I had transformed my efforts into seeing for my player.

Bruce asked me if there were ever times when I disagreed with a choice July made. In what was probably an inarticulate response, I answered that there were maybe a half-handful of times when I thought perhaps a slight variation of her intended play was more appropriate, but that there was never a case where I thought her choice was dead wrong.

By my intent, she nearly always spoke first as we analyzed a shot and I had determined, after consultation with Missy Farr-Kaye and July’s sports psychologist that I would take those opportunities to confirm July’s thought processes. I never found myself thinking that she was inaccurate in her calculations.

In the process of learning to set aside my own game to see through my player’s eyes, I learned much about my own thought processes on a golf course.

Once during the late stages of the first round, July asked me what playing partner Belen Mozo had scored on the hole we’d just completed. I had no idea. It wasn’t that I wasn’t watching. I watched every ball struck by every competitor on the course that I could see, but not out of a sense of competitiveness so much as an opportunity to possibly learn something that could be used to our advantage. Consequently, I was never counting. Likewise, there were a few times when I didn’t even know our score.

I found myself focusing on one of two things the entire time on the golf course.

As Missy and Sandra and I had discussed during the practice rounds, it was important for July’s performance and her sanity that she focus when it was necessary and relax her mind when it wasn’t. Fred Shoemaker (of Extraordinary Golf fame) talks about showing students just how little of the time spent on a golf course is actually physically playing the game of golf. Because July was going to spend 6 hours a day on the course in the pressure-cooker of a national championship, I was set to remind her to breathe, enjoy the walk, enjoy the course and her playing companions, and when it was time to “play golf” – be ready. Our routine was to start preparing a shot from about 20 yards from the ball. From the beginning of the process through the moment we knew the result of the actual shot took about 2 minutes. Doing the math (I used a calculator this time) only about 2 and a half of the 6 hours would be playing golf. The rest of that time was to rest her mind.

Part of the caddie’s job, I discovered, was to help my player with the 2 minutes of each shot. That was one of the things upon which I focused.

The other “thing” was to be on the lookout for troublesome mental/emotional stuff in my player the other 3 ½ hours of the round, gather as much extra intelligence about the course and conditions as possible when not engaged in the 2 minute drill or checking on my player’s mental state, help her remember to stay hydrated and fed, towel her cheeks when they became drenched with sweat and hand her the umbrella to stay out of the sun, make sure I myself was hydrated and fed (as well as her family members walking the course with us), all the while carrying the bag and keeping the clubs clean.

Most important was not to lose any head covers.

I learned that caddies, like public school teachers, are somewhat over-worked, mostly under-appreciated and grossly underpaid.

Some Acknowledgements

I’d like to thank Melissa Luellen, Head Women’s Golf Coach at Arizona State University, for a lot of things related to this whole experience, including putting up with some really stupid questions when it became apparent that I was going to Oakmont for Juliana. Melissa really kicked off the entire thing by accepting my invitation to bring her team to our house in 2006.

Dan Wilson who probably has no idea that he really helped me in my first (and possibly last) experience as a caddie in a major championship. I could’ve been treated as a pariah out there, but there had to be some reason we were thrown together so many times during the week. I never felt as if I were really, truly, intruding. Thanks, Dan.

Thanks to Anna Nordqvist and Azahara Munoz, who helped to make me feel welcome in their world as professionals.

Thanks to you guys for reading this journal, and for your encouraging comments along the way.

Special thanks to Missy Farr-Kaye, Assistant Head Coach of Women’s Golf at Arizona State University, for her insights about July, July’s golf and many other things that went on during the week. Thanks also for being there to check in on all the Sun Devils at the U.S. Women’s Open (including me). Be well always.

Thanks to Sherilyn for putting up with having somewhat of a Walter Mitty living under the same roof. I am well aware of what a frustration I’ve been and you are a saint.

Finally, July, thank you again so very much for allowing me to join you at Oakmont in 2010. Caddying for you was an honor and privilege, an incredible experience and one heck of a lot of fun. I am proud of you for the way you enjoyed your time in the Open and I learned much from you about myself, about grace under pressure, about enjoying the many rare and unrepeatable moments we experienced and maintaining self-possession and calm in the midst of such an occasion. You are funny, wise beyond your years and charming and you have a very bright future ahead of you. I wish you every happiness and success – in golf, in art, and in life.

If you ever need someone to haul your bag, I would do it in a heartbeat. For as long as I have one.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

First Round

2010 US Women's Open
Oakmont Country Club
Oakmont, PA

This entry will be necessarily brief, since it's late, I need sleep (wouldn't say I'm tired, though) and have to be at the course by about 6:30 in the morning to be ready for my player's warmup at 7:30. We have a 9:12 tee time tomorrow, starting on the 10th tee. I spent over 12 hours at Oakmont today, getting there around 8:30 AM to walk the course to see what sorts of tricks the USGA was planning for us.

First, we shot an 8-over par 79, good for a tie for 98th. Doesn't sound all that great, but when you consider that we are within 10 strokes of the lead (part of the cut consideration) and that we posted a score better than 58 other players, including Michelle Wie, that's not so bad. Going into the round, my goal, as discussed with Missy Farr-Kaye, was for July to post a 6-over 77, so from my perspective, we only dropped 2 shots. As my friend Ken Baer reminded me, when the Argentinian Angel Cabrera won the US Open at Oakmont just a few years ago his opening round score was 76.

Second, I think July should be especially proud of the way she played. She was exactly as I'd hoped. Patient, accepting of what the course gave her and took away, looked at it with a great sense of humor and perspective, and remained open to good shot-making, good creative shot-making, the entire round of golf.

Awesome.

From my point of view, the day ended up being intense, but fascinating.

Mike Davis, the USGA's Open course setup guru, set up Oakmont for this Championship and he was quoted in USA Today as saying that in his view, Oakmont is the gold standard for US Open courses. He said that he thought that it would be a cerebral test not only for the players, but also for the caddies.

It is so very true. It has to be very difficult for a player to play the style of shot that's required around here. It must seem very counter-intuitive to know that if you carry the ball the distance your yardage book says you are standing from the pin, the odds are not great that your ball will be likely to end up anywhere near the pin. I am proud of July for her patience, for her willingness to think creatively on the course and especially on the greens and for her ability to execute the shots necessary. Sure, she made a few non-optimal swings, but she recovered from every one of those mistakes.

We think par for tomorrow is 76. 79-76 we think gives us a great chance to be around for the weekend.

Wish us luck!
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David Tan

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Random Wednesday Night Thoughts (Or, It’s Hard to Sleep Christmas Eve)

2010 US Women’s Open
Oakmont Country Club
Oakmont, PA

1. You folks have got to read this:

http://www.asapsports.com/show_interview.php?id=64725

I wasn’t a “sorority girl” either (I went to ASU), and this is not meant to be a source of amusement. Truly. Once you get past the teenager gobbledygook in the interview, you can see Michelle Wie’s version of what I’ve been babbling about. Note in particular what she says about how the course played a month or so ago when she blew into town for some practice rounds. See, the second paragraph of “FEARLESS PREDICTION #1,” below.

2. Fearless Prediction #1:

The winning score will be above par, perhaps as high as 8-10 over par. UNLESS…the weather forecast calls for a fair chance of thunderstorms on Friday, which, if accurate and there is sufficient rain, could act to soften up the course somewhat. Maybe.

Those of you who are golf historians may recall “Sprinkler Friday” during the 1973 US Men’s Open at Oakmont. If you don’t know the story, the greens were so dry and hard during the first round that year that the USGA gave the superintendant permission to water the greens for five minutes on Thursday night. Oakmont had installed a computer-controlled sprinkler system that year and whether the system malfunctioned, someone forgot to turn off the spigot or there was foul play, more than the allotted 5 minutes of water found its way onto the Oakmont greens that Thursday night. On Friday, the greens were receptive to approach shots and scores were, by Oakmont standards, very, very low.

Hence, a good soaking on Friday could make the greens really interesting on Saturday. And probably really irrigate the USGA.

3. Fearless Prediction #2:

The tournament will not be won by an American. Or an Asian. This course will be played best by someone with a creative mind who was born bouncing balls onto greens off the fairway. I’m picking a European to win. The other characteristic the winner will exhibit is that she will be patient and have a great sense of humor. Walter Hagen was right – this course is going to make duffers out of everyone. Unless, see “Fearless Prediction #1” – second paragraph.

4. The Candy Man:

While warming up for the Tuesday practice round, July was greeted and pampered by two manufacturer’s reps. One repped the maker of the mallet putter she’s using this week and the other repped a ball, shoe and club manufacturer. (Gesundheit…if you catch my Charades drift.) I was approached first by both reps, who were apparently wanting to break some non-existent ice or following some protocol about which I have no idea, before they approached my player. Now that July has used up her college eligibility, she can take advantage of those situations. And if July is going to be wearing caps in colors of her choice with the manufacturer of a particular golf ball embroidered in cursive across the front, you can bet your sweet bippie I will also be wearing the same (in white only, please, to contrast nicely with my ever-darkening skin). In fact, when I asked, there was no question that examples of same would mysteriously appear in my player’s locker.

It was only a few moments later (I went to Arizona State, Jerry, I’m a SUN DEVIL!) that I realized that what I really needed to do was to sashay over to one of them gaudily marked semi-trailers parked near the caddie house and declare that my player had just announced an immediate, pressing need for a set of forged [name of manufacturer/model here] (4-W) with half-inch over Project X 6.0 shafts, gripped with GolfPride oversized red and black half-cord grips and bent 1 degree flat to be shipped to her caddie’s house in Bellevue, Washington. And I mean, STAT! What’s to lose? It’s not like those guys would miss anything. There’s mounds and mounds of precious metal (irons) sitting in dozens of boxes in those vans and bored technicians just standing there waiting for some reason to sniff shaft repair glue and acetone. They can make up a set in less time than it takes me to write one of these here journal things. And they can harmonically balance the shafts, too, so the sweet music them irons makes is always in tune. Just like my pappy’s banjo.

[My pappy was Chinese and didn’t play the banjo.]

5. Just to Let You Know

I don’t like it when a manufacturer’s rep calls me “bro’.” I don’t have a brother. Certainly not one I haven’t met before and who is trying to butter me (not realizing I’m basically a nobody standing on that practice tee).

6. Culture in Pittsburgh

I nabbed a free ticket to a 2010-11 season preview of the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra subscription season and went to Heinz Hall after dinner this evening. Very good band but the assistant conductor is pretty, um, uninspiring. The orchestra played an outstanding rendition of the Adagietto from Mahler’s Fifth Symphony, though. Just outstanding.

Great old concert hall.

The designers of modern concert halls really ought to be chained to a seat in one of the old, great concert halls and made to listen to a good orchestra, a good string quartet, a good soprano with piano accompaniment and a good acoustic jazz quartet in order to understand that concert halls do not need to be the large, cold, impersonal chambers with marginal acoustics built in the past few decades. The best halls are smaller, musty, ornately decorated glittering rooms like Heinz Hall (or Carnegie Hall prior to its “renovation”). I enjoyed playing in those concert halls much more than the modern caves. Granted, all concert halls are monuments to their financiers – Heinz Hall, Carnegie Hall, Benaroya Hall, Davies Symphony Hall, Grady Gammage Auditorium, etc. But old money was best.

7. East Coast professional orchestras have a distinct sound. I think, as much as I hate to admit it, I would’ve been a better East Coast orchestral cellist than a West Coast one.

But this is a journal about a major golf championship.

8. Good Night, Gracie

Whether I’ll be able to sleep is a great question. Thankfully, our tee time tomorrow is late enough – hell, it’s the latest there is at this shindig – that I should be well-rested, hydrated and fed before we meet at the practice tee for a little warmup and ego boosting. We’ll also have a great idea how the course is playing because a bunch of scores will be posted even before July arrives on the property.

Hasta la Vista baby!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Tuesday Practice Round

2010 US Women’s Open
Oakmont Country Club
Oakmont, PA

First of all, I had absolutely no trouble falling asleep Monday night. This pack mule was t-i-r-e-d after the first day on the job. Contrary to my expectations, however, I had no trouble getting out of bed in the morning and no aches or pains to speak of. It was into the shower, into my clothes and off to the course for another practice round, this one starting a little later in the day, but with largely the same cast of characters.

And indeed what characters they are.

Today’s foursome was composed entirely of Spanish-speakers – Juli, Aza, Belen Mozo (a USC Trojan, with whom we will be playing Thursday and Friday and Veronica Felibert, a Venezuelan professional who also played college golf at USC. Whatever it was that they talked about while walking down the fairways must have been hilarious, because there was a great deal of laughing going on. As I said to Missy, it made me wish I spoke Spanish, because they appeared to be having way too much fun.

Today’s practice round was a little more about scoring for Juli and a little more of her temperament came out and I felt she was a little tighter than on Monday. We missed a few shots into some interesting places and the notion that a shot hit poorly should be a shot irrevocably lost became more evident.

One of the things I don’t think I’ve yet mentioned is that the rough appears to be astoundingly short for a US Open venue. I don’t know what the USGA statistics are supposed to be but it looks to me like the rough is only about 4 inches high at the most. This is the rough, remember, which nearly broke Phil Mickelson’s wrist, but it was much higher then. As Aza remarked on Monday “the rough is so short because the rest of the course is so hard.” And it is difficult. The greens are so slippery and so contoured that it seems nearly impossible for the players to hold approach shots close to pins. It wouldn’t be out of whack to pull out the old comparison – hitting to and putting on these greens is like trying to land a golf ball on a Volkswagen Beetle and expecting it to stay on the hood, then trying to putt to the left front headlight and hoping the ball stays on the car.

Ain’t gonna happen.

While I was waiting for my dinner companions in downtown Pittsburgh Tuesday evening, I sat at the restaurant bar and enjoyed a large bottle of Pellegrino (all to myself!). With lime, thank you. Wendy Ward (former ASU golfer, current LPGA tour pro) was also having dinner at the same restaurant and approached the bar to ask for change. I took the opportunity to wish a fellow Sun Devil a good week of playing and we got into a nice chat about the course and how amazing it really is. She and I had a conversation similar to the one Missy Farr-Kaye and I had about Oakmont’s style of play during Tuesday’s practice round. Oakmont, it seems to me, was meant to be played in the manner that the great links courses of Ireland and Scotland are played. If you look at the history of the course, including recent history (with the removal of the 5000 trees), that intent becomes evident. But more to the point, looking at the course itself makes that clear.

There are very few greens which are receptive to the American style of target golf. The times a player will be able to attack a pin and have the ball stay there will be rare. The targets on this golf course are areas in front of the greens and on the fronts of the greens themselves which, if hit with the appropriate speed and direction, will allow the ball to run up on the green and hopefully nestle into the right area to allow one to have a reasonable putt. Add to the contours of the greens their slipperiness and it makes for a terrific challenge. Wendy Ward told me she was excited to be playing at Oakmont, that the challenge, the history of the place, etc., was all very exciting and invigorating for her. We’ll see how she feels in five days after the tournament is over.

If I were to give an example or an analogy….

I happen to love playing Broadmoor Golf Club in Seattle. I like the feel of the course, the greens are usually the best in Seattle, I like the people in the club and the food in the grill. The head pro there, Dan Hill, is one of my favorite people in Seattle golf. He and I have a running gag about the players who own the competitive course records at BGC – Paul Casey (60) and Anna Nordqvist (63). Yup. Sun Devils, playing in Pac-10 Championship tournaments. Paul’s ASU bag from that tournament is still in Dan’s office.

The first 3-par on the front side is a particular favorite of mine. It’s uphill, plays longer than its yardage and the green is protected by a large and relatively deep bunker front right. The last time I played there, just last week in fact. I made a nice par from the bunker, curling in a 7-8 footer from a little above and to the right of the front center pin position.
Imagine how Dan’s constituents would feel if every day that they played that hole, they were playing to a green which is about twice the size – 8000 square feet, with mounds and swales throughout the green and edges to the green which run away sharply into pitching areas, eight-foot deep bunkers and tall grass. Imagine standing on the tee box knowing that the proper tee shot for a middle left pin is to play the ball to the right edge of the green 10 yards short and watch the ball curl 50 feet to the left. Forget worrying about being above or below the hole (though you know that anything left above the hole is a likely three-putt). The goal is to be putting, even if it means putting from the fringe or a collection area.

Sounds like links golf to me.

And that’s only every hole. There are no breathers at Oakmont.

Juli and I agree that one of the keys to the course is getting through the first few holes on each side. It’s a course which is designed to upset your equilibrium from the moment you step on the first tee. The first hole itself is the perfect example. It’s a 437-yard par 4, downhill. From the tee shot landing area, the slope is down 9, and, oh by the way, the green doesn’t hold and has a subtle slope away. On Monday, we landed on the green and found the ball 5 yards deep in the rough behind the green. Tuesday, we landed front edge center and found the ball off the green in the first cut to the left and deep. The proper shot is probably to land the ball 10 yards short and hope it rolls on. However, there’s a swale on the front right of the apron and if you hit it on either side of the swale, the ball will carom away from the green – either way left or right depending on where you hit the swale. If you hit the swale dead on, the ball will likely pop up and stay there, something like 25 yards from the likely pin placements. What I’m saying is that from 167 yards, you have a 10-yard opening to hopefully remaining on the green.
But I’m scaring all of you.

I have a few anecdotes from the day and then will ask myself a serious question.

On Tuesday, we played the back nine first and then went through to the front. As we crossed over from 18 to first tee, there was a bit of confusion in our group. Not only was there a large contingent on the tee itself, the grandstand by the first tee was pretty full and the area behind the ropes around the tee box and the pathway to the tee was about 3 patrons deep. We held back about 20 yards up the slope leading down to the tee box, assuming that we were waiting for the group on the tee to tee off and move ahead. Our players were also strung out along the ropes, signing autographs and chatting with family and fans. A tee box marshal, however, came running up in somewhat of a panic, assuring us that it was really okay for us to be on the tee and that we should get our players out there and peg it up. As we were the game playing through, the folks on the tee were required to wait for us.

That would be Michelle Wie and her playing partners.

Just a couple of holes earlier, at 16, we’d experienced something interesting. 16 has two sets of tees. It’s listed as a 209-yard par 3, but there is also a short tee listed at 139, about 100 yards to the left and ahead of the 209-yard tee box. On Monday, Juli played from the long tee and on Tuesday, we played from the short one. Tuesday, the rest of our group played from the long tees and Juli and I and her head coach sat on the tee box, waiting for the group in front of us to play (from the long tees) and then, we assumed, our group to play from the long tees. The crowd started to move away from the long tee and we assumed that our people would be teeing it up next. Juli stuck a peg in the ground and we started looking over the shot, thinking about angle of approach, where the ball would roll to, how to get to the pin, etc. Then we heard clanking behind us and were rather brusquely brushed aside by a couple of caddies and their players from the group ahead of us who’d decided to also play shots from the short tee.

Get out of the way, rookies.

At the first, half an hour later, as we were rushed onto the tee, there stood the Queen and her royal subjects, including one tall, craggy one wearing his trademark Panama hat. I have to assume that it made Juli a little nervous and somewhat off her tempo to be rushed to the tee and to discover that we would be hitting in full view of a large crowd, Wie and her entourage. To her credit, in my view, Michelle was trying to be as unobtrusive as possible. At least that’s how I chose to view her. She might also have been annoyed at having to wait, but I thought she was probably trying to stay out of our way.

The guy in the Panama hat was having none of it. Clearly, Leadbetter likes standing out in a crowd – that’s why he always wears the hat, after all, but what made it really creepy for me was that the entire time we were on the tee box, I felt like he was staring at me. Well, hell. He was staring at me. I know this because I stared back. This has happened to me the entire time I’ve been here – people who think that they’ve seen me before. I’ve been asked if I’ve been a sportscaster, a PGA touring pro, a PGA Tour caddie, etc. Weird.

Anyway, Wie certainly has a presence. She is recognizable from just about anywhere at any distance. She carries the same sort of charisma amongst the women as Phil and Tiger carry amongst the men.

And that leads me to the question I wanted to ask myself.

Monday as we approached the famous 9th green, the back end of which becomes the practice green at Oakmont, the players in our group began to giggle amongst themselves. On the practice green was one player who stood out among all the rest. She’s tall, blonde and she was dressed mostly in black, but the accents on her clothing, the ribbons in her hair and the laces on her black golf shoes were her trademark Day-Glo pink.

Paula Creamer.

I asked Missy Farr-Kaye, as we approached the green, if she thought Creamer was wearing just a little too much pink. Her answer surprised me.
It’s the age-old debate about the LPGA Tour and women’s sports in general. It’s a question which comes up in my mind all of the time, as I live in a house populated by women athletes. It’s a question which I thought about during the Tuesday practice round chasing around after four chatty, giggling, Spanish-speaking attractive young women who are also supremely talented athletes. As the father and step-father of women, I’m torn by the debate.

These ladies have game. People should see their games.

Sex sells. Should the LPGA use sex to sell itself?

Missy’s answer to me was that she thinks Creamer is great for the game. What 18-35-year old male wouldn’t find Creamer attractive? Likewise, what 18-35 year old male wouldn’t have found our foursome on Tuesday attractive? Missy takes the position that attracting people to the women’s game is paramount. Their talent will ultimately win out, but getting people to watch the game is the first important step. That Paula Creamer stands well out from the rest of the crowd is great for the game. She’s a recognizable face, with her trademark pink.
And therein lies the rub for me. In my personal view, people who love golf should watch LPGA events because they are great golf events and these are great players. It sort of rubs me the wrong way that I have to write about this event as the United States Women’s Open. I believe we should admire and marvel at a player’s talents regardless of gender. Masses of people watch PGA Tour golf and involve themselves in the ongoing Phil-v-Tiger debate. (I’m a Phil guy, by the way. No dur…hello? ASU?) The men’s personalities are no less the subject of scrutiny than their games. The women out here have sick game and they certainly have personality. That should be celebrated no less than the men’s game.

Moreover, the atmosphere at this event is a stark contrast to the atmosphere at the PGA Tour events I’ve worked/attended. There are hordes of children roaming Oakmont this week, and not just because admission for kids is free. I heard a young girl complain to her dad that she didn’t want to go home – they were watching the functional equivalent of grass growing – players standing around chatting and occasionally stroking a putt on the practice green. Grass, by the way, which a greens person would be sure to cut back to the roots if it were discovered to have grown at all. On one tee box on Tuesday, we all laughed as a man tried in vain to quiet his howling baby. On the PGA Tour, some Tour official would’ve immediately had the baby removed. At the 10th tee on Monday, as Juli teed off, I heard a young boy behind me in the gallery exclaim “I wish I had her swing.”
As we walked from one tee to the next on Tuesday and I stood by while Juli signed autographs, a young boy stuck out his cap and a red Sharpie and politely asked me for my autograph. I asked him why he would want it and he replied “you’re out here working hard just like they are and I want your autograph too.” I signed on the bill of his cap.
So these ladies have game, they play on great courses and the atmosphere at their events is great for families interested in golf. People should see this just as much as they should see Phil and Tiger go mano-a-mano. This is golf history no less than Johnny Miller at Oakmont in 1973.

Perhaps Missy is right. Perhaps the LPGA should continue to promote its product by promoting all of its greatest assets – its players – and in doing so, if those players are able to stand out by allowing the whole person to be seen, including their attractiveness as well as their golf talent, maybe there is nothing wrong with that.

I also happen to love tennis and I suppose it’s just as true in that game. After Thomas Berdych upset Roger Federer at Wimbledon this year, one of my Facebook friends posted the result and one of her friends responded that it didn’t hurt that Berdych was also so good looking.
Time to lighten up.

Between being exhausted and trying to get some laundry done and food eaten, this two-day journal entry has taken me three days. I covered the heavy topic (sex sells), probably inarticulately, and I think you all have a sense for just how brutal I think this golf course is going to play. It’s now Wednesday mid-day. Off to eat some lunch and meet Juli and her parents at the Andy Warhol Museum. As her parents are architects, we had planned to visit the famous Frank Lloyd Wright design, “Falling Water” which is here in the Pittsburgh area, but it’s closed on Wednesdays. I have a ticket to hear the Pittsburgh Symphony give a 2010-11 preview this evening and I have to get more rest.

Game on tomorrow at 2:42 Eastern. We are the very last group off the first tee and so we’ll be playing well into the evening tomorrow and it’s going to be mega-hot and humid. The next two days are going to be an incredible grind. Once we finish Thursday evening, we have to be back on course at I think I said 9:06 the following morning (off the 10th tee). I honestly doubt I’ll have the energy to be very entertaining after the first round and provide a journal entry, but we’ll see. Live scoring will be available over the internet (I think it’s www.2010womensopen.com) and medical reports can be found on any Allegheny County police radio band (for caddies being carted off the course on stretchers).
My feet are killing me.

I’m having a great time.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Monday Practice Round

2010 US Women’s Open
Oakmont Country Club
Oakmont, PA

It took me awhile, but I finally found caddie registration. After the nearly mile-long walk from the caddie parking lot onto the Oakmont Country Club property, and after asking nearly a half-dozen USGA volunteers (none of whom knew anything about caddie registration), at 7:00 A.M., I found the building (on the far corner of the practice area) got myself registered and bought the 2010 Oakmont yardage book (I bought the George version, by the way).

Being a registered caddie means a few important things. Primarily, of course, one gains the right to go inside the ropes and pretty much anywhere on the golf course one desires or needs, as long as it doesn’t involve going into the clubhouse. Of probably equal, if not more importance, is that a registered caddie gains the privilege of having a cell phone on his or her person at all times. Otherwise strictly forbidden on the grounds. And finally, as a registered caddie, one can wander into the back room of the caddie building, remove one’s shirt and stretch out for a good 20-minute massage by a licensed and registered massage therapist.

I didn’t do the massage.

Our practice round was scheduled to commence at 8:06 A.M., and for a few minutes prior, Juli went down to the practice tee and ran through a few clubs in her bag as a warm up. I think that’s when it really hit me. We are in The Show. I don’t really remember who else was on the range – I think former UW Husky Paige McKenzie was out there, dressed head to toe in black (poor woman, she must have been roasted by the end of her practice round), but I can’t remember anyone else. Some of the Koreans, perhaps, one of them such a walking, gaudy billboard it was kind of hard not to stare in disbelief.

Once we stepped onto the practice tee, there was a subtle change in the atmosphere. We were in the fishbowl. While there weren’t many spectators there at that time in the morning, those there were intent on finding the identity of the attractive South American player was hitting shots on the tee; in short order, they knew because the USGA official running the practice tee came to me to ask me “what’s your boss’ name?” and within moments of telling him, her name was on the plaque behind her hitting area. “Murcia Ortiz.” Oddly enough, they never, ever put up my name when I’m hitting on the practice tee, even when I’m at Newcastle paying the exorbitant fee to hit off grass at the back of the range.

There are other ways one can tell that this is The Show. On a table in front of the practice tee master’s tent were numerous baskets of absolutely pristine, fresh, pearls. Titleist ProV1x and Callaway something-or-other. Juli and I giggled over which basket of balls to use (she chose the Titleists, of course) and away we went. Juli was stroking the ball quite nicely on the range and seemed very happy. She should be. Qualifying for the United States Open Championship is an amazing accomplishment in and of itself.

On the first tee, we were once again reminded where we were, as a USGA volunteer announced each player before she teed off and the small gathering of spectators applauded each one of them. It was great for the three college players on the tee box, perhaps as a bit of preparation for what it will be like on Thursday when the assembled throng will create a bit more clatter at the announcements.

Our foursome was made up of Juli, Azahara Munoz (“Atha” – Juli’s teammate at ASU up until last season when Aza graduated) and her caddie Dan Wilson, Lizette Salas, a USC Trojan, and another college player from a small college in Florida somewhere, who was being looped by a local caddie. There were way more than eight of us out there, though. While Aza and Dan were their own self-contained group, our group included Juli’s parents, Nancy and Rafael, Juli’s sports psychologist, Sandra, and Missy Farr-Kaye, Assistant Head Coach at Arizona State. Lisette’s group also contained a couple of extra folks (including her parents) as did the other young woman’s group.

I made the crack to Missy that Juli’s entourage was larger than any of the others I’d seen on the course so far that morning, and that nearly included Michelle Wie’s entourage (caddie, David Leadbetter, manager, other hangers-on). Miraculously, however, we all managed to move through the day at a somewhat brisk pace, though after about 13 holes, Aza and Dan peeled off and headed in.

I haven’t mentioned the heat, yet, have I? Allow me to spend a few moments on that particular subject. Or, perhaps more appropriately, allow me to allude to impolite language. It was #%&!#?(!# hot. I think the final temperature was around 94 degrees and when coupled with the humidity, the course was an absolute sauna. I didn’t need the massage. What I needed were the bananas and liquids that I’d consumed while on the course. The following day I talked to Dan Wilson (Aza’s caddie) and he mentioned that he’d gone back to his hotel after our round to take a nap, but was unable to do so because he got cramps in his feet and back.

And I hear that there’s more of the same on the way.

Monday’s practice round was my first experience caddying in a major event. I’ve carried someone’s bag for other low-level events – a Sacramento city tournament, a Sacramento County women’s tournament, that sort of thing. Nothing could’ve prepared me for our round on Monday. Not only the heat, but the “heat” - if you know what I mean. It only takes a moment to realize that there is a fair amount of pressure acting as someone’s caddie in a major event. The math becomes just a little bit more difficult, the review one gives each shot is just a little more intense, the examination of the lie of the ball…you get the point. I was nervous. And I didn’t want to transmit those nerves to Juli.

It wasn’t just me that was nervous out there.

After our round, I went down to the caddie house to have some lunch (chicken alfredo with penne pasta) and more liquids and plopped down on a chair at a table nearby another table full of professional caddies working on their yardage books. Shortly after I sat down, another group of caddies entered the eating area and it wasn’t more than 15 seconds before an argument broke out between one of the caddies who’d just entered and one at the table. What they were arguing over was silly – or in the grand scheme of things and outside of a championship setting, it would seem like nothing. In the heat of the day, in the heat of the event, however, it was obvious that it was very important for one caddy to make a point to the other about how he wanted his player treated.

And that was on a Monday. The real thing hasn’t even started yet.

Juli played very well Monday. From my position on the bag and generously allowing two putts per green, I would calculate that tee to green she would’ve posted a 4 or 5 over 75-76, much better than a couple of her playing partners. Yes, we hit hand-wedge out of the famous Church Pews on 3 and the notion that one would two-putt all of these greens is highly generous – especially if the length of the first putt exceeds 20 feet. But practice rounds are not for scoring, they’re for exploring and for setting a tone. We hit extra balls in places, hit from tee positions where there weren’t tee markers, and chipped and putted greens from every conceivable angle in order to get a feel for the speed, slope and downright mean-spiritedness of the table-tops.

When I say “we” hit the shots, I mean the royal “we” of course. Juli hit the shots. I just stood around handing her golf balls and putting the cover back on her putter and trying not to get in anyone’s way.

Practice rounds are also for the spectators to get pretty danged close to the players. The galleries seem to love Juli. I’m sure she is enjoying the adulation, for she is very patient about signing autographs, even for the scalp-hunters who hang out behind the practice tee, obviously professional signature collectors. I feel compelled to stand close by, waiting and mostly watching, but also, since I’m not a small guy, not smiling and acting as a sort of presence. I wouldn’t want someone to say or do something to upset my player. It would really piss me off to see Juli become upset or hurt and that would be a very bad thing for the offender.

And now we’re back to the story I told about those other two caddies in the caddie house. Aren’t we?

David Tan